23769 KOSZUTA

MULTIPLE OFFERS. HIGHEST AND BEST DUE SUNDAY 5/28 AT 5:00PM
Do you love America? Then do I have the home for you! This proudly built on American soil dream home is available this upcoming Memorial weekend. A 4 bed 3.5 bath sanctuary that boasts 2500+ sq feet of living space (not including finished basement) which will have all the mother-in-laws commenting on how it’s “too much house” to clean. Don’t worry, you will attempt to prove her wrong at every family function you will inevitably host because the open concept kitchen has a large island built for elaborate charcuterie displays. The colonial style house has a master suite with enough rooms upstairs that one would think that their children would want to sleep in their own beds. Seller cannot guarantee. Upstairs laundry is convenient for children to still leave their dirty clothes and towels just steps away on the floor in their rooms. Appliances to stay. Refrigerator new in 2021 because during a major home renovation (see finished basement) it is a rule that one other unplanned major expense is supposed to come up. Pretty sure it’s a law in Flat Rock. Out the Pella door wall you have a large stamped concrete patio perfect for bringing the outside in. Mainly because the smaller people will forget to close the screen behind them. The playscape and swing set included because any Dad that anchors it in with 3feet steel posts know that “that’s not going anywhere”. Too many amenities to list! (I’m
going to try though):
Weird Flexes:
Ceiling fans in all bedrooms
-Basement wet Bar with lounge seating
-Enough kitchen counter space for 6+ crockpots at once
-A backyard neighbor who delivers garden fresh salsa and if you crack a beer he’s known to also show up with homemade Tamales
-A front porch that can withstand upwards of 15+ Amazon packages at once as well as a record breaking number of trick-or-treaters
-A neighborhood Facebook page where you can sit and watch the drama unfold or just look for lost pets!
And much more!